Fuck you, 25.

I turned 25 years old today.

It sucks.

I feel so fucking old. A quarter-century. What the fuck. I was only learning to drive a few years ago. Oh, wait. That was a decade ago.

I hate that shit can now be measured in decades. Or half-decades. This can't be happening.

Ah well. At least I get ice cream cake when I get home.