Fuck you, Lenscrafters. Fuck you, Keebler Elves!
I bought a new pair of sunglasses last summer. I need prescription eyeglasses and I hate contacts, so it's truly something I need.
But because I either didn't take care of them well enough or because they make pure shit nowadays, one of the lenses got so scratched that I would rather suffer with the sun in my eyes on Route 93 than wear them because they were so annoying.
Also, I had had the frames adjusted a million times and no matter what, they just didn't fit that right anymore. Before you tell me how fucked up it is that I would buy frames that didn't fit me well to begin with, they USED to fit well before some little fucking Keebler elf got into my purse/car/wherever one leaves sunglasses and fucked with them during the night, so they got all misshapen.
Yeah--that's my theory. Screw you if you don't believe it. Keebler elves are real. And they fuck with sunglasses for shits and giggles and it makes me MAD.
So, I sucked it up and realized I had to go to Lenscrafters and get a new pair. I pick up a cheat pair of frames for $59.95 and ask the guy to put in the cheapest lenses he can.
Yeah. $202.49 later.
So this is why Lenscrafters can kiss my ass.
And they weren't even done in an hour!
I'm suing the Keebler elves for damages. Little bitches.
But because I either didn't take care of them well enough or because they make pure shit nowadays, one of the lenses got so scratched that I would rather suffer with the sun in my eyes on Route 93 than wear them because they were so annoying.
Also, I had had the frames adjusted a million times and no matter what, they just didn't fit that right anymore. Before you tell me how fucked up it is that I would buy frames that didn't fit me well to begin with, they USED to fit well before some little fucking Keebler elf got into my purse/car/wherever one leaves sunglasses and fucked with them during the night, so they got all misshapen.
Yeah--that's my theory. Screw you if you don't believe it. Keebler elves are real. And they fuck with sunglasses for shits and giggles and it makes me MAD.
So, I sucked it up and realized I had to go to Lenscrafters and get a new pair. I pick up a cheat pair of frames for $59.95 and ask the guy to put in the cheapest lenses he can.
Yeah. $202.49 later.
So this is why Lenscrafters can kiss my ass.
And they weren't even done in an hour!
I'm suing the Keebler elves for damages. Little bitches.
Labels: glasses, Keebler, lenscrafters
posted by Karen the Great @ 11:47 AM
1 Comments
1 Comments:
I feel your pain.
I don't know if you've noticed lately, but my glasses are definately crooked on my face.
In a very not-funny way.
Although, my students, who love to point out my crooked glasses on a daily basis, think it's hilarious.
You might ask why i have not replaced them yet.... well, my eyes get worse each year, and i know i'll need new lenses by April... so i might as well just wait till then in order to avoid paying lots of money now AND then.
(now and then, great movie, btw.)
so anyway, i fully support your keebler theory. Especially since i have bifocals and wear my glasses as long as I am awake and therefore can't make them crooked on my own.
The End.
<3, Valerie
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