Jesus.
posted by Karen the Great @ 2:39 PM
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Throwing Tomatoes back at the crowd
I've had a continuous dream for years. I'm standing in front of a crowd which promptly starts throwing tomatoes at me. I gather the tomatoes, only to whip them back at the crowd...Random? Indeed. But life is about random adventures. I think tomato-throwing is symbolic of life: life dishes out all of its difficulties, and all anyone can do is deal with it and dish it right back. So, this is my life. What's left of it.
Thursday, June 07, 2007
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- Name: Karen the Great
- Location: Pelham, New Hampshire, United States
I like to throw tomatoes. At crowds. Especially at mall crowds during the busy shopping season. Thankfully, I haven't been arrested yet.
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