I've had a continuous dream for years. I'm standing in front of a crowd which promptly starts throwing tomatoes at me. I gather the tomatoes, only to whip them back at the crowd...Random? Indeed. But life is about random adventures. I think tomato-throwing is symbolic of life: life dishes out all of its difficulties, and all anyone can do is deal with it and dish it right back. So, this is my life. What's left of it.
I would just like to take this moment to say how much I love Howie Mandel.
posted by Karen the Great @ 8:55 AM
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I like to throw tomatoes. At crowds. Especially at mall crowds during the busy shopping season. Thankfully, I haven't been arrested yet.
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Back off, beeyotch! Howie is MINE!! I think he's hot with or without the curls, but definitely better bald. And, once again, he's MINE!
Hey, even though you're trying to steal my man, I thought I'd see if you do this click a day thing since I see we also share a love of animals. Its free, takes a second, and it gives food to shelter animals. I try to pass it along to everyone I can, but I have nothing whatsover to do with the site. You came to me from my Howie Mandel Google Alerts. Anyway, hopefully this will make a link. Please at least check it out. And thanks!
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDSites.woa
But he's a baldie. Ew. Bare bumps all over his head.
On the other hand, he's rich.
I get it.
Haha! Girl, I'm willing to share. I may be an only child, but I'm all about sharing. Even men. People would be happier in life if they shared more. :)
Although I'm pretty sure his wife won't want to share him with either of us! LOL!
Glad to hear you love animals! I'll check out the site for sure!
Bob, he's bald and beautiful. I love bald men. I think that when men are starting to bald, they should instantly just start shaving their heads. Looks so sexy.
I could pick a thousand other rich guys to obsess over, but I love me some Howie.
Doesn't he refuse to shake people's hands because of fear of germs? I hear he wears gloves all the time.
I knew a security guy who worked with him and told me a pretty strange story about dealing with him -- let's just say old Howie likes to party.
Yeah, he has OCD--hehe, which means he'd be perfect for me. I'm not a huge fan of shaking hands, either.
If you've ever watched his show "Deal or No Deal," you'll notice that he'll never shake hands with anyone. He does this thing where he "bumps fists" with the contestants.
Tell me the Howie story!!! He likes to party?!?! That's hot! I heart Howie.
NO HE'S NOT!!!! Really? He's THAT short?!?!
Wow, that sucks.
Stop lying about my man, y'all. Here you go, Karen, MY man is not a shorty. He does have a long torso and not so long legs so he doesn't look as tall as he is, but he's perfect. Sorry, I guess I don't know how to make links here, but you can paste it. BTW..Howie told Howard Stern he has no natural hair loss, that he only shaves his head because it makes him feel cleaner with his OCD. I want to hear the partying story!
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Howie-Mandel-4304.html
Face it, he's a short, bald, wierd, rick party animal.
Good luck.
PS- Don't forget to get your shots.
Don't hate Howie because he's beautiful.
He's very creepy. And, if he's afraid of germs, sex with him can't be all that fun. eeww
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