I've got pizza and writing on the mind...

I am so fucking hungry. I'm so hungry now that I'm kind of dizzy. You'd think the enormous bison burger I had last night would have lasted a bit longer, but alas, it did not. My hoodia has failed me today, folks. I could eat an entire large pizza right now. From Pizza Hut. Mmmmmmm...

Weekend was good, yet low-key. I've found that as I get older (not that I'm old, mind you...despite the white hairs), I like low-key weekends. I went shopping with Monica, my co-worker, on Friday night and got a coat for myself. Merry Christmas to ME, bitches. Saturday I did absolutely nothing but go to Mass and Christmas Tree Shops, and Sunday I traveled to Rhode Island to meet up with Val and DJ, make a new friend, Cal, and eat bison and drink tasty martinis.

I'm in one of my I'm-disgusted-with-life-again moods. Just kinda blah. I'm sure I probably need meds. Or sex. Either will do just as well, I'm sure (kidding).

Despite hardly being a literary genius, I have been thinking about writing a book. Not seriously thinking about it, just thinking. I write nothing but boring Air Force program articles with zero room for any creativity, so I feel I need to be creative somehow. And quite often, I have enough time on my hands at work to be working on something completely unrelated to the Air Force.

I have no idea what this book would be about, all I know is that I aim to write it somewhat similiar to the style of Augusten Burroughs, my favorite author. If you are not familiar with the works of Mr. Burroughs, I strongly encourage you to become familiar with them (particularly his novel, Magical Thinking--so funny). The goal of his books is to tell various "scenes" of his life story and to make people laugh while doing it. I want to do that. However, I feel that in 24 years, I don't exactly have enough life story tidbits to compose a novel.

Well, my life is pretty strange and actually quite sitcom-ish, so perhaps I do.

I dunno, though...it's a somewhat ridiculous thought (me, writing a book! WHA?) and I'm sure I'll find some way to snap myself out of such an insane idea.

The good news is that while I kinda hate my job, my contract was extended until May/June (for sure, this time) and fortunately, I'll have a job and plenty of time to find something new...I'm actually quite grateful that I'll be employed during the holidays.